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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Chesterfield man reverses diabetes after losing seven stone - BBC

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Autism and ADHD have distinct brain connectivity signatures, study finds - Medical Xpress

Then came..

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

How do organic ready-to-eat meals compare to conventional ones?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is it common for female doctors to examine male patients without another nurse present? Is there a difference in protocol for nurses and physician assistants?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Brain Adapts to Neuron Loss Through Rapid Rewiring - Neuroscience News

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue

Thumbs down again.

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is red light therapy scientifically proven?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

NASA Warns: China Hidden Power Could Slow Earth’s Rotation Instantly with a Single Move - The Daily Galaxy

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Main Card Results | UFC 316: Dvalishvili vs O'Malley 2 - UFC.com

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

New Pluto-Like Planet Discovered In Solar System — What To Know - Forbes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?